 | In my own words
Hi, I'm Simon.
99% of what I say should be taken with a pinch of salt, I'm probably winding you up. I just never know when to shut the fuck up and stop cracking wise. Better than being all boring and normal and stuff. I'm fundamentally not that much of a twat.
I have been told by many people that I am the most sarcastic person they have ever met. I can't describe just how incredibly proud this makes me.
I am seriously addicted to Jagerbombs, and can be talked into anything, no matter how reckless, foolish, or regrettable, when under the influence of them.
I can be seen as a contrarian, but that's just coincidence. 90% of the time, if something's popular, it's probably shit.
Oh, and the reason I hate Fearne Cotton is because she's a cunt. I would have thought that was implicit. |
My Pet Hate...
...is people using their phone cameras at gigs. It means you're so busy taking the picture, you're retrospectively taking a picture of where you weren't. Pointless. |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Duck in redcurrant jus. Perfection. Music
Folk/ Indie/ Metal/ Weird Contemporary Shit TV Show
30 Rock/ Arrested Development/ Jam. Author
Alan Warner. Movie
Leon. Night Club / Bar
Apotheca, Manchester. Animals
Penguin, obviously. Person
My brother Nick. Website
Click here to view Place
Your mother. Possession/Thing
Blackpool FC |
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