I've been living in London for five years and decided to return to Glasgow and make an attempt at gettig on the property ladder - london is just too expensive
The Meaning Of Life...
Get yourself a Visa card. Create huge amounts of debt, and when you die, you dont have to pay it back. SWEET! Eat more chocolate cakes, you're dead so you don't have to worry about it! Take up an instrument, that way people can always say how good you were!