 | | Name: | gavtopcat | | | | Details: | 45 years old (Gemini), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Midlands and London, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/gavtopcat |
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In my own words
Excuse me... ...LADIES !!!,
can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen.
I'm single.
I know it's terrible. I can barely believe it myself.
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very successful, have gret personality, my hair smells like cinnamon and I'm disease free. And THAT is a scientific fact.
So Ladies, you NEED me. Just think we could go to Pleasure Town, have some dinner and then if you're lucky we can pop in the Sisqo CD and do the no-pants dance...
And who knows, one day we could get married on top of a mountain, with flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. We'll dance until the sun rises and our children will form a family band and we'll tour the countryside and live happily ever after. |
My Eternal Dilemma...
I know it's exciting isn't it! But you MUST be patient. It's going to take me a while to plough through all these emails
As Winston Churchill once said "I am easily satisfied with the very best"
Winston obviously didnt join online dating. Its a bit like hunting for treasure. You know its there but you just have to keep looking.
If you're a nicely dressed Lady who is witty and has a sense of humour then you know what to do! |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
I can cook but its getting the time! Music
Agadoo TV Show
Shameless. Hogan knows best! inbetweeners Author
The daily mail Movie
Anything exciting Night Club / Bar
www.paperclublondon.c om Fav at mo Animals
Dog - Gold Fish Person
My family Place
Anywhere with the right person Possession/Thing
Laptop, i Phone. Cars. Clothes . shopping? |
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