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Name: Stuarty Cairns
Details: 40 years old (Aries), Male, Straight
Location: Livingston (originally Kirkcaldy), Scotland, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/thumpjunkie
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Me and ma boays!
 
Posing in the little boys' room!!!
 
My slammed MG ZR 1.8 BRM TF135 S1600 Hybrid!
 
Ooohh...
 
In my own words

One enjoys the mental stimulation of reading poetry, playing chess, and doing my crossword puzzles. Also, one enjoys the physical stimulation of water polo, knitting, and serious taw-vein bursting x-rated action with dirty randoms. Ahem. Recently started my new DJ residency at Code.fm, spinning only the best funky house beatz with an electroesque edge every Tuesday 5-7pm, so come along and check my show out (www.code.fm Server 1)! Love playing football, but I'm not as good as I used to be, a fact I hold McDonalds wholly responsible for. Any local folk who want to chat gimme a wee shout on MSN ([email protected]) cos I've only recently move to Livi so don't really know anyone. I'm a total sound c_u_n_T, always up for a laugh, only real downside to me is the severe lack of funds, and the fact I'm really ugly, fat, and have a potentially lethal strain of syphilis. Oh, there's more about me @ www.thumpjunkie.bebo.com.
My Pet Hate...

is drivers who don't indicate! AAARGGGHHH!!! >:-( How f****ng hard is it to flick a wee switch when you're turning!? Eh?!? Eh!?! Or driver's who drive with a light missing - obviously because they've shelled out their last £200 on a chavalier and can't afford £8 for a new bulb... Or drivers who don't know the rules of the road, or are just too stupid to follow them! If you're female/under 21/over 60/a BMW driver, please do us all a favour and stay off the f****ng road!!!
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Favorite Things

Food
Cow, Sheep, Dog, Rhino... most red meats!!!

Music
Funky House with a Dirty edge (nae cheesey pish!)

TV Show
Songs of Praise

Author
Whoever wrote the Kama Sutra

Movie
Anything with boobulars in it

Night Club / Bar
The Arches, Massa, Cube, Cafe Continental!

Animals
Indeed I am

Person
Lyndsay, even though she's a crabbit bitch to me!

Website
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Place
On the pan laying a massive dung

Possession/Thing
Car, Bed, Phone, Decks, Preds

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