 | | Name: | Bryony | | | | Details: | 32 years old (Scorpio), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | Matlock, Derbyshire. Fuck yeah., United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/thebeeb |
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In my own words
I'm sarcastic.
and impulsive.
i drink pints.
i like interesting folk, and those who find me interesting.
i dislike children.
i've recently discovered a new love for beans on toast.
i'm tattooed.
and i'm lazy.
but i can talk for hours about the world and the things in it.
i like making situations uncomfortable.
and ''high-fiving'' people inappropriately.
i like making up insults and using them.
hilarious.
i like ranting for ages about things that don't matter at all.
and taking things too far.
i like films when people die horrendously.
and sitting around in my pants.
i like to think.
i love to laugh.
and each day i try and make myself a better person...
i'm getting there.
I adore climbing trees; midnight walks; breakfast in bed; potato wedges
and being unemployed.
i despise soup spoons.
but what can you do. |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | bastard can openers!
| | i was making myself a tuna pasta bake as you do, and realised the TUNA was missing, so i found a can opener and proceeded to attempt to open the can. i couldn't DO it. it took me - no joke - 20 minutes to figure out how to do it. by this time the can was bashed to shit from my attempts. so i finally get it half open - tuna juice goes EVERYWHERE and i cut my finger open on the can.
dropped the can with a ''nooo!''
my cat ate the tuna.
i bled for 2 hours.
i don't even LIKE tuna |
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My Eternal Dilemma...
is why do shop assistant's always give change on top of the receipt? It is one of, if not THE bain of my life. If you are reading this, and you are one of these dreadful people who, by the way, are THE problem with society, sort yourself out. |
| Comments | 10 of 33 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | omerta wrote... | | | | so i have to ask, what's wrong with shop people giving you change on top of your receipt? hahah. | | | | | send message |
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Cake. Pie. Lard. Pie. Music
Metal. Grunge. Rock. Glam. TV Show
Family Guy. Friends. The Inbetweeners. Author
I'm reading The Dirt, by Motley Crue. It's top. Movie
Gory, action packed, sexy films. Night Club / Bar
Somewhere without cunts there. A rarity. Animals
Dr Doom, My poorly named hamster. Person
Random interesting drunk people you find at 4am. Website
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'Black Rocks' Possession/Thing
iPod...WHAT would i do without you? |
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