 | | Name: | Rumplestiltskin | | | | Details: | 114 years old, Male, Open Minded | | | Location: | can be a state of mind, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/the_egg51 |
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In my own words
Still an old guitar twanging, slapheaded lardarse on the lookout for someone who will tickle my funny bone.
Just here for miles of smiles |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | What a night
| | Went out last night, got drunk and ended up with an enormous gash on my head.
She went home after brekky
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My Best Day...
winning the lottery. I'm going to spend it on women, alcohol, fast cars and holidays. The rest I'll waste |
| Comments | 10 of 19 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | playgirl29 wrote... | | | | Wel ive been bored to so resorted to graffitin all over my profile telling my kelly im goin no where no matter how mad she is wiv me. ive been bad n really pissed her off n she gone :( the bitch left me so now im doin sum serious shoe lickin.fuckin cheap nasty leather lickin almost as nasty as lettuce lickin. pmsl. i sooo just didnt say that did i? lol 321 im gone ha ha | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | cherrydoll wrote... | | | | Oh my god your profile and pictures are the funniest things i have seen in along time!! Love it babe. Kat xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | double-0-egg wrote... | | | | so i slid right over an started poppin my moves,gettin down an dirty 2 the funky spunky grooves..i stood on her toe she slapped me in the face,i kneecapped the bitch so she had a use 4 her leg brace | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | veryabstract wrote... | | | so we took to the floor and we started to prance.
like parkinson sufferers with ants in our pants.
That's the Noramal Fella's contribution pmsl.... | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | angelhoneyxx wrote... | | | I caught your eye as you threw me a glance
Drinking diet Tango when you asked me to dance
Come on I said lets get in my car
within seconds my hands were inside your bra....
LMFAO
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Snozzcumbers Music
The alluring sound of rustling sterling TV Show
You mean like Lily Savage? Author
Editor FHM Movie
Takes too much time Night Club / Bar
Any bar I can still see over at chucking out time Animals
Lamb c/w rosemary or mint sauce Person
Still looking in the mirror Website
Click here to view Place
Prefer smoked salmon Possession/Thing
Belongs to Addams family |
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