 | | Name: | Sammy Clark | | | | Details: | 41 years old (Pisces), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | Tamworth, Staffs (Warwickshire really!), United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/sjclark25 |
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In my own words
I am a auborn haired chick with way to much time on my hands! Want a bit of a laugh so thats why I'm on here. Message me please!!! |
| Blog | 3 posts | view all | | | | washing machine... :)
| | | Fred and Mary use a code for sex, the word is washing machine. That night in bed Fred whispers to Mary, "washing machine". Mary says "not tonite dear, im tired". 10 minutes later, she feels guilty and says to Fred "washing machine". "To late," Fred says "it was only a small load so i did it by hand!" |
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My Eternal Dilemma...
if i got married i'd have to ditch my mum if i wanted my dads side to come or ditch my dad's side to bring my mum....
Or maybe I'll run away to Las Vagas and get married there |
| Comments | 4 of 4 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | rob_lancs wrote... | | | | Hey huni, just seen your pics and your really really sexy and cute.... im looking for some v v naughty fun, so msg me back if your interested / send me your mob number....xxxx xxxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | eseymour69 wrote... | | | The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they | | | | | send message |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
pizza, chinese Music
anything TV Show
friends, simpsons, sex and the city Movie
dirty dancing, pretty woman Night Club / Bar
Nuneaton's finest bars(!) Animals
a man Person
my dad, my mates Place
Nuneaton cos its where me friends are! Possession/Thing
drinking and havin a laugh |
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