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Name: Simon
Details: 45 years old (Scorpio), Male, Straight
Location: Notts, Nottinghamshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/saucymincemeat
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In my own words

Firstly, I'm Hetro, can all gays not waste your time because your wasting mine.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost
and blamed it on the cost of living.
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If you take a shower in the morning be sure to bring it back,
someone else might need it!!
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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Just when you think you've hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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LIV-ERP-Double O L-LIVERPOOL FC
I have seen men crumble in the face of adversity, but never by the banks of the Mersey. All round the Fields of Anfield Road
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and he could play)
Stevie Heighway on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glory round the Fields of Anfield Road
My Worst Day...

on the golf course still beats my best day in the office.
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i like your toy! think i can ride it too someday?
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Favorite Things

Food
Posh Nosh, Wagamamas, Indian, B.B.Q

Music
a cultured person so pretty muc anything

TV Show
Hustle, Spooks, Soccer AM, M.O.T.D

Author
Authors of FHM, Loaded, Nuts

Movie
Equilibrium, Road to Istanbul (Up the Red Men)

Night Club / Bar
EQUINOX: LEICESTER SQUARE, CHINA WHITE ????

Animals
Yellow-tailed Woolly Monkey

Person
Steve Gerrard, My Daughter

Website
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Place
Tunisia, Norway, Florida, Mull of Kintyre

Possession/Thing
BB, Ipod, Satnav, Special Police Thong

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