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pornstar_dave
If you can't drink it,smoke it, eat it or drive it.... Fuck it.
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Name: David Barnard
Details: 36 years old (Libra), Male, In Relationship, Straight
Location: The grand old town of Bolton, Manchester, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/pornstar_dave
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In my own words

Hold on to your asses people, wellcome to the.... porn.... cave??? Please keep your arms and legs inside the cart until the ride has come to a complete stop, keep all flash photography to a minnimum and postcards are available in the gift shop for $5.95 BOOYAH!!
Basically, seeing as I'm not the greatest looking bloke in the world, I was forced to improve on my personality, humour and wit... Basically all the things you bitch about guys not having. So here I am waiting with a smug smile for you idiots to figure it out. :D < look theres the smug smile right there!
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Blog and alternative spellings
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Mmmmm blog (Mmmmm should not be said in a sexual mannor in this case, as blog is not arousing in any way!!! Ever!!!! unless it was poured over a breast.)
If I was a Millionaire...

I would open up my own chain of clothing store, where the clothes are made entirely of stamps so that if it rains all the clothes would stick and you wouldn't be able to get it off :D imagine the fucking anarchy Mwah ha ha ha ha ha.
Alternatively I'd buy some shit and some stuff and, I dunno, get drunk, mabye go on a few nights out, make some rich friends with boats and talk about boats, then we can get drunk and play pirates. Somethin like that
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lobster_lady wrote...  
umm business thinker :) like ur blushing cheeky,cuutee x
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Favorite Things

Food
anythin spicy

Music
rock and roll

TV Show
Family guy

Author
dan brown

Movie
the shawshank redemtion

Night Club / Bar
The barnstormers

Animals
women

Person
john paul jones

Website
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Place
my new comfy bed

Possession/Thing
my piercing

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