![](/im/shim.gif) | ![](/im/shim.gif) Name: | Smurfette | | ![](/im/shim.gif) | Details: | 48 years old (Leo), Female, Single, Straight | ![](/im/shim.gif) | Location: | Milan of the North (Leeds..!), West Yorkshire, United Kingdom | ![](/im/shim.gif) | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ladyuknic |
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![](/im/shim.gif) ![](/im/shim.gif) In my own words
![](/im/shim.gif) When I was born, I was given a choice to be REALLY sexy, charming, intelligent and funny .... or .... to have a good memory... I can't remember which one I chose....!
Pretty sure if you message me with something witty and unique I will respond, don't bore me with a simple 'hi', or anything remotely sounding like 'you're hot, pretty, gorgeous, never 36 etc etc' it is as dull as dishwater.. :) |
![](/im/shim.gif) Blog | | ![](/im/shim.gif) | ![](/im/shim.gif) | ![](/im/shim.gif) | Why it's better to be a Woman!
| ![](/im/shim.gif) | 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. Taxis stop for us 3. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 4. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 5. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 6. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. |
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![](/im/shim.gif) My Mum Says...
![](/im/shim.gif) To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with yourself. |
![](/im/shim.gif) Comments | 1 of 1 | post a comment | view all | ![](/im/shim.gif) | ![](/im/shim.gif) | ![](/im/shim.gif) | | ![](/im/shim.gif) | xafeec wrote... | | ![](/im/shim.gif) | hi, heres why its better to be a man! 1- We built the Titanic 2- We are capable of walking to the next bar rather than booking a taxi. 3- We dont need to talk to members of the opposite sex, they shud read our minds. 4- We can fully assess a woman by looking at her mother. 5- we accept noisy or 'squeeky' sounding farts are pure comedy gold. Ur right about the dancing bit tho... | ![](/im/shim.gif) | ![](/im/shim.gif) | ![](/im/shim.gif) | send message |
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