 |  Name: | Smurfette | |  | Details: | 48 years old (Leo), Female, Single, Straight |  | Location: | Milan of the North (Leeds..!), West Yorkshire, United Kingdom |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ladyuknic |
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  In my own words
 When I was born, I was given a choice to be REALLY sexy, charming, intelligent and funny .... or .... to have a good memory... I can't remember which one I chose....!
Pretty sure if you message me with something witty and unique I will respond, don't bore me with a simple 'hi', or anything remotely sounding like 'you're hot, pretty, gorgeous, never 36 etc etc' it is as dull as dishwater.. :) |
 Blog | |  |  |  | Why it's better to be a Woman!
|  | 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. Taxis stop for us 3. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 4. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 5. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 6. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. |
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 My Mum Says...
 To cure jealousy is to see it for what it is, a dissatisfaction with yourself. |
 Comments | 1 of 1 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  | xafeec wrote... | |  | hi, heres why its better to be a man! 1- We built the Titanic 2- We are capable of walking to the next bar rather than booking a taxi. 3- We dont need to talk to members of the opposite sex, they shud read our minds. 4- We can fully assess a woman by looking at her mother. 5- we accept noisy or 'squeeky' sounding farts are pure comedy gold. Ur right about the dancing bit tho... |  |  |  | send message |
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