 | | Name: | blonde-lil-me | | | | Details: | 32 years old (Scorpio), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Ipwsichhhh, Suffolk, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/blonde-lil-me |
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In my own words
Reeeet so basically Typical blondie, love goin out, havin a bubble, jus generally havin fun :). Lovin tha single life atm :). Ya wanna chat, giz a message n we'll msn it up :) x |
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| | Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they |
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My Pet Hate...
Wellll its gotta be Gravity. I hate gravity. Mainly, because it affects me in unfavourable ways. I am ALWAYS dropping stuff. Never mind that this is a coordination issue, and that I am a total spaz. What makes these things fall is gravity. I HATE GRAVITY. |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
italian foodddd Music
bit of everything really! TV Show
hmm SCRUBS :P Author
ayyy i dont read! Movie
id say the longest yard, coach carter etc Night Club / Bar
hmmm .. Animals
white tiger, - perddyyyness ; ) Place
cyprus or floridaaa - its so fun : ) Possession/Thing
mobileeee id say |
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