 |  Name: | blonde-lil-me | |  | Details: | 32 years old (Scorpio), Female, Single, Straight |  | Location: | Ipwsichhhh, Suffolk, United Kingdom |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/blonde-lil-me |
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  In my own words
 Reeeet so basically Typical blondie, love goin out, havin a bubble, jus generally havin fun :). Lovin tha single life atm :). Ya wanna chat, giz a message n we'll msn it up :) x |
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|  | Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they |
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 My Pet Hate...
 Wellll its gotta be Gravity. I hate gravity. Mainly, because it affects me in unfavourable ways. I am ALWAYS dropping stuff. Never mind that this is a coordination issue, and that I am a total spaz. What makes these things fall is gravity. I HATE GRAVITY. |
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|  |   Favorite Things Food italian foodddd Music bit of everything really! TV Show hmm SCRUBS :P Author ayyy i dont read! Movie id say the longest yard, coach carter etc Night Club / Bar hmmm .. Animals white tiger, - perddyyyness ; ) Place cyprus or floridaaa - its so fun : ) Possession/Thing mobileeee id say |
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