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Name: Jay
Details: 50 years old, Male, Single, Straight
Location: a chair, Suffolk, United Kingdom
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Spawned from one magical night of animal hooch driven super charged hormonal desire between a porcupine and a cactus, deep in the nether reaches of the Texas desert, the tumbleweed of fate managed to blow me on to a cargo ship heading for France, from there I disguised myself as bulb of Garlic, stinking I managed to locate a transport lorry bound for the U.K I struggled free from the string which bound me to the other real bulbs of Garlic( smelly f**kers) and jumped from the lorry, the hard shoulder of life gave me a few knocks along the way but I made it along the motorway, taking a slip road that I liked the look of I ended up in the tiny dwelling of Hickburping, living in a disused air raid bunker with a colony of rats( I am fluent in rat now), a few spiders and a solitary used condom for company, I taught myself the ways of life, I often look back and think to myself SQUEAK!
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Sadie May you're words humble me!
by candy_razors 13 hours ago

my hero is funxjx.

mainly because without him i wouldn't have bothered coming back.
he helped me through some shit.
& he always listens without ever expecting anything in return.
& his jokes are pants lol.
& he called me dumb this morning.
My Mum Says...

Stop that you'll go blind
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laura23kent wrote...  
Hiya J, HOW ARE YA? :) X
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anniebannanie20 wrote...  
Jayyyy! I'm drunk and just came on here to lurk but what an awesome surprise. Good to have you back, how are the doggies? X
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miss-b-mundane wrote...  
She is a pretty girl, just my friend though ;P
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alexi-me wrote...  
<3!
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shewbakka wrote...  
The things boredom on a train does to you.... :P
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break_the_mould wrote...  
THAT!
Was a massive insult, young ;) man!
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gazzerzz wrote...  
If i read your comment correctly it was your birthday yesterday????
if it was happy birthday dude, I would have said it yesterday but I was in hospital.
How are you anyway?
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angus647 wrote...  
hello
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omg-its-kris wrote...  
*pervs*
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alexi-me wrote...  
hiyaaa, i'm really good :D oh shut up jay, you're amazing. when did this happen? i thought you had disappeared for a wee while! aww i'm well chuffed for you :) x
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