 | | Name: | Jay | | | | Details: | 52 years old, Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | a chair, Suffolk, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/funxjx |
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In my own words
Spawned from one magical night of animal hooch driven super charged hormonal desire between a porcupine and a cactus, deep in the nether reaches of the Texas desert, the tumbleweed of fate managed to blow me on to a cargo ship heading for France, from there I disguised myself as bulb of Garlic, stinking I managed to locate a transport lorry bound for the U.K I struggled free from the string which bound me to the other real bulbs of Garlic( smelly f**kers) and jumped from the lorry, the hard shoulder of life gave me a few knocks along the way but I made it along the motorway, taking a slip road that I liked the look of I ended up in the tiny dwelling of Hickburping, living in a disused air raid bunker with a colony of rats( I am fluent in rat now), a few spiders and a solitary used condom for company, I taught myself the ways of life, I often look back and think to myself SQUEAK! |
| Blog | | | | | Sadie May you're words humble me!
| | by candy_razors 13 hours ago
my hero is funxjx.
mainly because without him i wouldn't have bothered coming back.
he helped me through some shit.
& he always listens without ever expecting anything in return.
& his jokes are pants lol.
& he called me dumb this morning. |
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My Mum Says...
Stop that you'll go blind |
| Comments | 10 of 235 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | anniebannanie20 wrote... | | | | Jayyyy! I'm drunk and just came on here to lurk but what an awesome surprise. Good to have you back, how are the doggies? X | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | gazzerzz wrote... | | | If i read your comment correctly it was your birthday yesterday????
if it was happy birthday dude, I would have said it yesterday but I was in hospital.
How are you anyway? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | alexi-me wrote... | | | | hiyaaa, i'm really good :D oh shut up jay, you're amazing. when did this happen? i thought you had disappeared for a wee while! aww i'm well chuffed for you :) x | | | | | send message |
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hard to pick just 1 Music
V.A - if i like it I like it! Movie
too many to list Animals
dogs, love all animals Person
mum, she is my angel Possession/Thing
Life |
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