 | | Name: | kat | | | | Details: | 43 years old (Scorpio), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | norwich, Norfolk, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/funkykat |
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In my own words
A 95 yr old man is givin a jar to provide a sperm sample 4 analysis at hospital.He turns up 2 days later with it empty.Nurse asks why no sample? He says sorry but i tried with my rite hand then with my left.Then my wife tried with both hands!Then with her mouth, first with her teeth in then without,then we got Ethel from next door to try!But it was no good, we just couldnt get the fcuking lid off the jar!!! |
My Funniest Moment...
joke:A son asks his dad one day wots the difference between theoriticaly and realisticaly? dad says oh that a hard one. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with the milkman for 2 million quid. She said yes the son replyed. So now go ask your sister if she would sleep with the postman for 1 million quid? So the son said she said yes aswell.Dad then said there is your answer son..theorticaly we are sittin on 3 million quid. But realisticaly we are livin with 2 slag s. |
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pizza,pasta,not fussy Music
rnb,house,funk,chilled TV Show
shooting stars,csi,stand up comedy Author
Any horror,crime,action Movie
Any action,comedy Night Club / Bar
Any random bars Animals
fish coz there easy Person
we are all great;) Place
Hot holidays anywere Possession/Thing
life (yeh yeh boring) lol |
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