 | | Name: | friskyrisky | | | | Details: | 54 years old, Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Paisley, Scotland, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/friskyrisky |
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In my own words
Hi I'm Jane and I love a good bit of banter Hubba Hubba
There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped. The Englishman was thinking: "The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead". Claudia Schiffer was thinking "The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it". And the Scotsman was thinking: "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that |
My Dream Date...
Meet up in Tesco for coffee then do a little shop lol |
| Comments | 10 of 22 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | cal28 wrote... | | | Hey how u doing? Cracking photos?
Sexy wee weedgie eh?lols :) xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | cal28 wrote... | | | Hey how you doing? Enjoy your weekend ??!
Liking your photos, totes gorgeous! Sexy eyes too :). Cal xx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | technopussy wrote... | | | | hello hun how are u and wat u up tae u up for chattin and maybe meet up for a coffee or 2 and take u for a meal do u have bbm watsapp kik and facebook hope 2 hear from u and hope we can get 2 no each other better happy new yaer hope u had a gd 1. ur 1 stunnin lass hun and am lookin 4ward in chattin wi u did u have a gd wkend hope u had a gd 1 xxxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | maverick372 wrote... | | | | wowee youre sublimely pretty!! just picking my jaw up from off the floor as we speak. hows things, up to much? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | doruk0034 wrote... | | | hey sweety ,
you so hot and sexy love to have fun with you.
skype: handsome0156 | | | | | send message |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Indian Music
Various TV Show
Ray Donovan Author
Stephen king Movie
The conjuring Night Club / Bar
Savoy Animals
Cat Person
Sexy Place
New York Possession/Thing
Lipstick |
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