 | | Name: | ben | | | | Details: | 40 years old (Gemini), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | lanzarote...tenerife.. majorca, Spain | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/flashmatic |
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In my own words
If you own a piece of land, do you own it all the way down to the centre of the earth? Why does a gynecologist leave the room when you undress? Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed? If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a Bullshit? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? What do people in China call their good plates? Can blind people see their dreams? If a man is in a forest & no women is there to hear him, is he still wrong? what sick cunt put an s in lisp.. i Was gonna kill the sexiest person alive ×× But then i realised suicide isnt the answer. ohh and can i smell ur fanny? no u say ! well it must be ya feet then! lol AND NOT INTERESTED IN WEB CAM ! |
From Now On...
Im going to f*u*c*K things up my own way... and live my live to the full! |
| Comments | 2 of 2 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | j1974 wrote... | | | Hey gorgeous!
I'm Jane from England, just looking to meet some new people, have laugh and who knows.... :-)
Quest for ya babe - which of the below would you keep as a pet and which would end up in ya belly? Put pet or belly by EACH ONE!
A) Dog
B) Rabbit
C) Cat
D) Hamster
No right or wrong answers or hidden meanings so be honest. xxx | | | | | send message |
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anything espanol and italian Music
arctic monkeys/the feeling/ a little rnb TV Show
,Lost/The Simpsons,Friends/only fools Author
the sun Movie
Vanilla sky /Twelve Monkeys/da vinci code Night Club / Bar
928 lanzarote/tito's Animals
females Person
danny dyer wicked actor Website
Click here to view Place
lanzarote/ fiji Possession/Thing
Going to the gym! getting pissed |
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