I love random people. I hate people who over-use the word random. I do enjoy riding my Raleigh Chopper whilst wearing my spiderman outfit. I was born in a stable. My politics are terrifying. I am wanted by the C.I.A. I lived in space for 3 years. My face is on high value Japanese banknotes. I am illegal in Peru. I was raised by Eskimos. I left The Wanted to launch my solo career. I am 'Fatboy' from Eastenders personal stylist. I have a crush on Nicole Scherzinger. Michael Buble is my inspiration in life. I fight crime on weekends. I am a criminal on weekdays. I am a member of the Danish Royal family. I have a cult following. If I touch you, you will turn to gold. I retreat to the hills in times of crisis. Gordon Ramsey likes my cooking. I'm so persuasive I can move mountains just by asking them nicely. I'm probably the best thing since sliced bread. I like to slice my own bread.