|In my own words|
Yes I know this is 'face' party, but I've had fakers pretending to be me - so before you ask, no it doesn't mean I'm a ugly!
|My Eternal Dilemma...|
...alone in the mens changing room of a hotel swimming pool. My clothes, towel & shorts left by my locker, I was naked in the large open communial showers. Before I could turn the taps on, the door to reception went bang. I peeked back around the corner - the female receptionist was mopping the floor. I couldn't get back to my locker without being seen, so I turned on the taps thinking she would realise the changing rooms were not empty, but she simply continued mopping.