| Name: | dorito-man | | | Details: | 41 years old, Male, In Open Relationship, Gay | | Location: | On the run, n' looking for bum-fun...., Leicestershire, United Kingdom | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/dorito-man |
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In my own words
Women love me, I love me, Men want to be me. When i look in the mirror at my body, i feel so much love for myself, it makes me want to weep... |
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| | well i guess you all want to know why i call myself 'dorito-man'? Well its because i have a superior body shape of an upturned traingle - like a dorito. Broad at the shoulders and small at the waist. Its taken alot of training (and steriods) to achieve the shape of a corn-crisp. Anyway, to see cum-in-the-bum-with-gareth-and-h is-chum (thats me, gareth).... text: dorito-man to: eight, eight, five, zero, zero Cheers |
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My Eternal Dilemma...
why am i so great??.... |
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| | Favorite Things Food Creatin, with a side order of steroids Music The sound of my own voice TV Show WWF, UFC, Oprah Author Beatrix Potter Movie Terminater, Kickboxer, Cabaret Night Club / Bar Flares / Reflex Animals Yes, im one of those...RAAAA!!! Person Other than myself - Jean Claude Van Damme Place The gym obviously!!! Possession/Thing My penis - its like a Conga-eel |
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