 | | Name: | Deon W | | | | Details: | 34 years old (Aquarius), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | LONDON. ENGLAND., London, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/deonboi |
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In my own words
As Dr Evil says...LMFAO!! The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtak |
In A Perfect World...
... is the debut album by American singer Keri Hilson. The album was slated for release in mid 2007, but was pushed back to 2008. Aint google AMAZING! |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Pealla, KFC. JAMAICAN. Music
Hmmm... Rhianna, Usher, Chris Brown. TV Show
Love Big Bruvva! match of the day. Author
Not to sure... Jesus count? Movie
Cloverfield. Austin Powers... SORRY! lol Night Club / Bar
Ramones. Animals
W-elephant! Person
My Dad. Place
MALIA beach road!!! Possession/Thing
FAITH in OTHERS. |
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