 | In my own words
I'm a winning combination of crazy bananas, uniquely refreshing watermelon, posh raspberries, healthy blueberries, zest for life, and a massive helping of mischief - all blended well in a hot-tub and served chilled. Tastes amazing and the 'blush pink' colour goes very nicely with your lipstick. Lucky you.
Now then...continuing with my profile.
Don't just read it...
SING IT! To the tune of the theme song from Friends. Here we go...
So here you are online, looking every day
You're searching for a man who's not just good, he's great
It's like you always find the same old schmucks;
and the pictures of them with their shirts off, or dead fish and their trucks...
But: Here's good news for you (I'm different from them all)
Here's good news for you (I won't drive you up a wall)
Here's good news for you (Cause I'm searching for you too)
By the way, I cannot be held responsible if this song gets stuck in your head and |
If I was a Millionaire...
I'd buy a brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics |
| Comments | 10 of 21 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | perseponies wrote... | | | | Then I will take that as a compliment!! I'm never really flirted with, so you're good. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | perseponies wrote... | | | | I'm not sure whether to be flattered or to give you a bonk on the head for being so damned picky! I don't have a type of anything, impress me with your wit and personality and you've got my attention- be it friends or whatever. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | perseponies wrote... | | | That's an extremely specific demographic you got there. O_O
Screeplays? I've written one of those, it was a satirical comedy on the countries just after WWI. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | perseponies wrote... | | | | It's always swell to meet a fellow writer on these sites, they don't use short-hand, text talk. -_- What do you write? :D | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | perseponies wrote... | | | | Dork is a little harsh, sir!!! Lol. I'm properly a nerd. But I write poetry and fiction. Lots of short stories. (If you're wondering why this is appearing in your comments, it's because apparently there's a limit on message that can be sent. -_-) | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | perseponies wrote... | | | | I actually turned on the friends themesong instrumental to see if it really went with it... Needless to say, I'm impressed. | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | feeohna wrote... | | | | lol, thank you! Sexy Elvish Lady will be my halloween costume for this year. Or maybe without the sexy part. Didn't have any messages left so replying here. You can delete once read. :) | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | rocker_steff wrote... | | | | Haha i didn't mean like that, i meant because most people on here are severely lame lol | | | | | send message |
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80s sleaze Rock. Motley Crue, GNR etc Author
Chuck Bukowski Movie
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Comic book Night Club / Bar
Corinthian, Metropolitan, One Up, Mansion House Possession/Thing
decadence_and_mayhem |
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