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Details:	44 years old (Aries), Male, Single, Straight

Location:	sunny stirling, Scotland, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/david_drummond

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In my own words

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? Who was the first person to say, See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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