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david_drummond
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Details: 44 years old (Aries), Male, Single, Straight
Location: sunny stirling, Scotland, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/david_drummond
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In my own words

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out? Who was the first person to say, See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Favorite Things

Food
cheese stuffes chilli`s/ceaser salad/ onion rings

Music
zep/the specials/kasabian/thewho/doors/oas is/

TV Show
mightyboosh/family guy/shameless

Author
danbrown/mick bonham/irvine welsh

Movie
napoleon dynamite/god father/happy gilmour

Night Club / Bar
bargo(home)/fire water/tusk/welly hotel(NI)

Animals
the Liger(pretty much my favourite animal)

Person
john bonham/ eric cartman/katy perry

Website
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Place
LA / new york

Possession/Thing
mobile/ drum kit

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