In my own words Im funny, charming, great looking and charismatic, or so my mum tells me.
My Eternal Dilemma... I waited 20 minutes to use a toilet on a train from Milton Keynes to London last week. When the occupant finally emerged i was surprised to see it was none other than tanned publicity seeking entrepreneur Richard Branson. He didn't apologise for taking so long and left the cubicle stinking of millionaire shit.
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