 |  Name: | Iateyourcookie | |  | Details: | 38 years old (Aries), Male, Single, Straight |  | Location: | Birmingham/Lincoln, West Midlands, United Kingdom |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/colon_commando |
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  In my own words
 I live in Birmingham. Ive X-rayed toddlers and smelly middle schoolers. Ive been lost in Poland. Ive taken the wrong train more times than I can count. I adore grammar (and occasionally defy it), sleep past noon, and only like to cook when its not a necessity.
Now that that's out of the way, heres a little bit about me:
- I drink milk straight out of the jug (don't worry, Ill get my own jug)
- The first thing I do when I get home is change into comfies (pyjamas, anything but real clothes)
- I use phrases like cool beans and awesome blossom, which some find geeky. I, however, think they are cool (beans)
- I correct peoples grammar (in my head)
- I adore meat. Seriously. They call me the carnivore
- There is not a single country I don't want to visit
- I make a mean cheesecake! (from scratch).
If you'd like to know more drop me a message.. I don't bite.. Unless you're a cheesecake! |
 In A Perfect World...
 ... there would be no prejudice, no wars, no power struggles, no leaders to point us at false goals, no need to achieve worth in society. A perfect world would have everybody happy with themselves regardless of other peoples views. A perfect world would be one that is forgiving without the need to rectify. A perfect world wouldnt need to fight for freedom or rights. A perfect world would not be this one. |
  Comments | 10 of 20 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | alyys wrote... | |  | Your bio is absolutely brilliant, I can relate to a lot of them and I LOVE cheesecake, preferably a strawberry one with actual strawberries on the top! How are you doing today? |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | klm25 wrote... | |  | Oi!!I smell like roses :p Lol did you know I just looked at your profile again?!!! I'm sorry I'd never ignore you intentionally, your lips are too pretty :p I'm good, you? |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | tottytash wrote... | |  | Yea ok its pretty long on hear if you send me your number we can talk. Ive not got any msgs left on hear x |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | tottytash wrote... | |  | Ive not really been up to much. I went to a charity concert last weekend chime for change. It was on the tv did you see it?x |  |  |  | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | dreytings wrote... | |  | sure, send me your name by comment. won't risk sending you mine in case you accept comment by accident, not keen on half the weirdos on here adding me :) |  |  |  | send message |
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|  |   Favorite Things Food Chimichangas Music Industrial metal, Hard rock, Soft rock TV Show Lost, Family Guy, 24, X Files, Dexter, Homeland Author George Orwell Movie Equilibrium, The Machinist, Children of Men Night Club / Bar Depends on my mood Animals Cats Person MLK, Malcolm X, George Orwell Place Dubai, Maldives, Hong Kong Possession/Thing My, Car, My bed...ZzZzZ |
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