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Name: & e ?
Details: 40 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Gay
Location: Ulverston, Cumbria, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/clockwork-jerk
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In my own words

Ha, you found me at last, what took so long? Anyway, you're here now, so take a seat and ill try to make this as painless as possible eh....
I just turned 25, so practically a fossil in the eyes of 'The Gay'. It's a slippery slope into 'Dirty Old Man' status, im gonna drag u feckers with me dammit!!! What do i want on here and why am i wasting your time? Well i dont expect a whole lot, but people turn up and we go skipping in the rain, it's all good. Im a man of simple pleasures; enthralling conversation, a fat joint, a cute emo boy to kiss and cuddle and some decent music. Im pretty Horizontal in my attitude, tho dont tolerate fools gladly, but i am sincere and generally megasuperdandy. You love me. Respond...
In A Perfect World...

...we would all be skipping and shoot pink love beams from our hearts and holding hands around the world, swaying to the 'good vibrations' and the animals would be our friends and hug us with their non-aposable appendages and we wouldnt get the urge to slip a finger in...filthy man, see how youve been built up and then with the twist? you see what i did there....good!
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Favorite Things

Food
Foods always good. Japanese,cold meats,biscuits!!

Music
Low. Tom Waits. Smashing Pumpkins. Smiths

TV Show
Spaced. Reno 911! Trailer Park Boys

Author
Self. Brite. Burroughs. Jarman.

Movie
Stand By Me. Totoro! Breakfast Club. Bladerunner.

Night Club / Bar
The best ones....im cool...honest.

Animals
What? A pony or something... pink...

Person
Adam Greer. Paul Norris. Gambit from the Xmen....

Website
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Place
The gutter....watching the stars.

Possession/Thing
Mp3 player , a good book and a bottle of red?

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