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citizenoftheworld
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Name: citizenoftheworld
Details: 35 years old (Capricorn), Male, In Relationship, Straight
Location: lancashire, Manchester, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/citizenoftheworld
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In my own words

pauper, cretin. deep dislike of most things, no interests. seeks similar.
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Lose weight quickly...
by eating rancid tuna. I found the subsequent food poisoning lost me 12 pounds in only 2 days.
The Meaning Of Life...

Luggage: £500. Maxxis M6029s: £175. Hull-Zeebrugge overnight: £117.50. F***ing off: Priceless.
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mysticus_amatrix wrote...  
nah sorry she said i could have it if i got naked and let her gobble my manhood so your stuck with me
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x_l0rn4 wrote...  
Haha arrrr blesss. xx
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fra991e wrote...  
good god no: if there was ever a video i would've paid to have it destroyed :)
i usually stick to bridleways and logging tacks, so plummeting down a ski slope was a new one on me.
i insisted on using my dad's old cheap bike, even though the local guide offered to lend me something very expensive: i tried to tell him that a proper bike would defeat the object, and he called me a bloody fool.
you know, i do believe he was right, in hindsight.
and it's true: i WAS actually screaming whe
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fra991e wrote...  
you're WAY better than i am, sir, and i doff my cap to you.
last year i took a £50 wannabe mountain bike down the black slope at le lioran, massif central, france.
damn near killed myself.
any resulting video footage would quite clearly show that i was hanging onto both brake levers and screaming.
the bit where the handlebar stem came loose three quarters of the way down was a particular low point.
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spazmine wrote...  
oh it had you have no idea :P
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gypsy_ wrote...  
yes i'm full of tricks like that with no income
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gypsy_ wrote...  
no no no
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gypsy_ wrote...  
it's depressing here, i've been looking for work for over a year. i just babysat, you?
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gypsy_ wrote...  
shit, where in manchester are you?
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littledevil6993 wrote...  
why are you lying on the floor lmao
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Favorite Things

Food
italian.

Music
dubstep, hiphop, punk. allsorts really

TV Show
cops and bumheads, southpark.

Author
bill bryson.

Movie
guy ritchie stuff, sherlock holmes,

Night Club / Bar
the savage beagle!

Animals
d'ya reckon you could GM a mini panther?

Person
bill hicks; banksy

Place
British Columbia

Possession/Thing
manchester airport.

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