In my own words the first thing i do is look in the mirror, then i make sure my bargin basement hair exstentions are in place i then cake my face with make up and tuck my meat n two veg back and slip on my playboy shorts
My Funniest Moment... was when i was out in stringfellows and peter saw me from behind. he tapped me on the shoulder and started to ask if i wanted a drink, but on turning round he realised the error of his ways when he got a good look at my bull face and was promply sick over his silk shirt! i laughed and told him i understood his shock and told him i had paper bags to put over my head! all was well and he paid me enough to keep me in fake tan for the year! i have indeed been tangoed!
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