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chasinglamely
I may be fat and ugly, but I'm funnier than the bloke you're with...
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Name: Kriss
Details: 38 years old (Aries), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/chasinglamely
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In my own words

Hey,

I'm Kriss. I'm a good guy with two kids. I'm fat and ugly, and unashamed of it, so slagging me off for it really is pointless.

I'm also pretty funny. If you're nice, I may even deem fit to make you laugh.

If you're really nice, and not offended by my ugliness, I may even make you do other things.
My Mum Says...

I choose the wrong women. She's probably right. She also tells me to 'Get a real job' and 'Turn the telly over' when I'm there.
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bratzyy wrote...  
Haha - Really I'm just sadistic. It's nice to know I'm not alone though! I'm glad you do a good job of covering it up for the kiddies :)
After all, they choose our retirement home!!
you alrighty? x
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Favorite Things

Food
Italian, espescially Sicilian.

Music
I like everything. Well, almost everything.

TV Show
Lost, Heroes, 24, MOTD, House & Entourage

Author
Tom Clancy, Patricia Cornwell & John Grisham

Movie
Nosferatu, Pulp Fiction, Serendipity & Godfather

Night Club / Bar
The Swan. Second Best Happy Hour in Britain. FACT

Animals
Ducks

Person
My kids, Chloe and Taz

Website
Click here to view

Place
Oxford... New York is a close second.

Possession/Thing
My teddy bears

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