|Name:|| carla |
|Details:|| 38 years old (Cancer), Female, Single, Straight |
|Location:|| Blackpool, Lancashire, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
6 things i hate about people 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say it's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film did you see that?. No Loser, I paid £7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask Can I ask you a question?.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
|Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive well preserved body, but rather skidding in sideways champagne in one hand kebab in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WHOO HOO What a ride!|
|My Eternal Dilemma...|
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it ? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If a word in the dictionary were mispelled,how would we know? Surely it doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature??!!
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|speedywilson wrote...|| |
|Hi, Just took a look @ your profile and wanted to ask you if you fancy chatting sometime either on her or msn: [email protected] Have a look @ mine and if you like what you see and wana chat then all you have to do is send me a line, hope to speak to you soon, all the best Mark.|
Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like no one's watching
Mcdonalds plain quaterpounder with cheese, muff
ne thing i can bounce around to !!!!
Eastenders,corrie the usual stuff
Night Club / Bar
rumours / syndicate ...
!!!my girls millie and macey !!!
my mobile phone !!i can think of a few others !
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