In my own words Close to my goal of discovering my inner otter>> Extremely talented in pancake making>> Very attracted to forthright women>> Have and increasingly stupid Freddie Boswell haircut>> Can make a mean Cosmopolitan>> Have a particular aversion to fish>> Have a weird beacon that repels women and attracts middle age men>> Like conversational roundabouts>> Have an amazing hatred for the Republican Party>> I'm loooovvin the bacon>> Now have a job which enables me to have more money than sense>> I Have The Hand Eye Co-ordination Of A Drunk Baby>>
New Years Resolution...Dont Stay Up Drinking Until 8 In The Morning....Feel Like I Have Been Kicked In The Face....
In A Perfect World... I would get more sleep>>My car would stop breaking down>>Micheal Winner wouldnt be replaced on the Esure adverts with something even more inherently annoying>>Middle aged men would stop trying to pull me>>White wine wouldnt be so damn inviting>>I would be able to get pictures off my phone>>I would be able to explain my increasingly foppish accent>> I blame the wine>> I wouldn't get so annoyed with the Swiss - I have had up to HERE with the Swiss>>
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