 | | Name: | Ash | | | | Details: | 38 years old (Capricorn), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Nuneaton, Hinckley, Coventry, Leicester, Warwickshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/bushpighunter |
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In my own words
A privateer, pirate and admiral of the old English navy, heavily skilled in the art of pugilistic combat looking for sultry wenches to scrape the barnacles off me rudder.
Currently have three women tied to the rafters in my attic, looking for a fourth to keep them company.
You will enjoy three nutritionally balanced meals a day consisting principally of bread and water with the occasional treat of Batchelor's super noodles (if you are obedient whilst in captivity, I may even follow the 'tasty treat' suggestion on the pack and put them on toast for you) .
Uniform of potato sack, stockings and heels provided. Must be able to follow orders without trying to escape.
It will help your cause considerably if you have a sizeable dowry (preferably consisting of a vast array of farm animals - especially goats....I like goats!). |
My Pet Hate...
Women who think they can just slip me a couple of vodkas and get lucky - sorry guys, i'm just not that kind of girl! Unless you are Emma Watson, in which case, forget the vodka! |
| Comments | 10 of 300 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | waltzing-matilda wrote... | | | | I just need to tell you if anyone spots our identical profiles, you totally copied me ok? Good boy :D x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | waltzing-matilda wrote... | | | | Hey at least I told you! Its not my fault you're never around to get the permission slipped signed! Your own words are wasted on you ;) x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | waltzing-matilda wrote... | | | | In the interest of honestly. I should tell you I'm about to totally plagiarize your profile. I admire your work, you're a brilliant wordsmith. Plus you appear to hardly ever come on here so no one will ever know. Keep up the good work ;) x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | madonna wrote... | | | Why, thank you.
An intelligent bloke? On here?
Whatthe....?
*checks* x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | sxcxchloexxx wrote... | | | | Your profile has made me, literally, laugh out loud. If your day achieves nothing else, you have brightened mine :) what business do you own? X | | | | | send message |
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Lasagne Music
RnB, Hip-Hop TV Show
Homeland Author
Patricia Cornwell Movie
In Bruges Animals
French Bulldog Person
My Granny Place
Carribean Possession/Thing
My bed |
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