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Name: Lucy
Details: 41 years old (Scorpio), Female, Straight
Location: The people's republic of Harlow, Essex, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/buffy_20
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In my own words

Blonde. I like giraffes. Badgers are nice. I suit hats. Cider! I like cake. Mildly obsessed with darts. I do a ridiculous amount of gym classes and I like turning up on quiz shows.
In A Perfect World...

Tottenham would win everything, ever! Flibble would be a proper word, People would laugh at my jokes, I'd have lots more shiny things, Snow Patrol would be irradicated by a group of music loving freedom fighters, Katie Hopkins would have her tongue ripped out, Neil Buchanan from Art Attack would be Prime Minister. People would buy me Magners everyday
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the-wanderer wrote...  
2 cows in a field. Which ones on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
You're welcome.
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timelord_2004 wrote...  
Here's some options for your third best animal:
1. the Aye-aye - a strange nocturnal primate from deepest Madagascar that plays peek-a-boo for entertainment!.. and was Douglas Adams' favourite creature on the planet.
2. 'Animal' from the Muppets.
3. Me, I am not a muppet but consensus dictates otherwise.
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timelord_2004 wrote...  
lol, you like giraffes too!
or is that a thin vail to say that you really like badgers?
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alexgl2 wrote...  
how are you today??? got msn?
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alexgl2 wrote...  
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought he's trying to pull a fast one.
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alexgl2 wrote...  
I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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welsh_nut_sack wrote...  
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, Is this some kind of joke?
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pro_footballer1 wrote...  
Hi there sweetie,
Just seen your profile and pics and what can i say apart from you are gorgeous and quality too.
If you like what u see and read and fancey a chat then msg me babes...
Take it easy
xx xx xx
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hamshankxox wrote...  
hi hunny how are u today
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hotrod88 wrote...  
Comes on you spurs
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Favorite Things

Cheese, cake, cheesecake.

Guitar racket

TV Show
The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

North by Northwest, Third Man, Casablanca

Author / Book
Douglas Adams, Tolstoy, Jasper Fforde

Night Club / Bar
If it sells cheap cider, I'm there!

Giraffes and badgers

Chas and Dave

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The pub

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