 | | Name: | brettelx | | | | Details: | 37 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Essex, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/brettelx |
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In my own words
Hi I'm Brett, I'm 22 from Basildon Essex, now living in Thurrock. I'm going to take over the world one day, after I invent scratch and sniff porn me and Hugh Heffner are going into business together, then when he dies I'll have all his assets and be one of the most powerful men in the world then I'm going to collapse the government and kick out all police (governments bitches) and start running things the way they should be done... Remember a vote for me is a vote for freedom! Leave a message or a post. Make drugs free! |
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| | -What does an Arsenal fan use for contraception? Their personalities.
-Why do prostitutes like sleeping with lepers? They always leave a tip.
-What's the only animal with an arsehole on it's back? A police horse
-Why haven't scientists found a cure for aids? They can't get the rats to do anal.
-What does a midget get when he runs through a womans legs? A clit round the ear and flap round the face.
-What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free |
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The Meaning Of Life...
was a good film but the Life of Brian is so much better! Spamalot's good if you get a chance to see it at the west end. Jabberwockys ok and the holy grail is brilliant. Life of Brian has to be the best though. |
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| | | Favorite Things Food
Chinese Music
the specials, dire straits, the who. TV Show
south park, banged up abroad, cops. Author
David Gemmell, Ben Elton, alan bennet Movie
Rise of the foot soldier, sergio leone, tarantino Night Club / Bar
Bas Vegas! Animals
Sometimes! Person
Trey Parker & Matt Stone Place
Essex. Possession/Thing
What thing? |
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