6 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is 2. People who ask Can I ask you a question?.... Didn't really give me a>choice there, did ya sunshine? 3. When people say Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say life is short. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 5. When people say while watching a film did you see that?. No Loser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 . When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?