 | | Name: | 'JT'. | | | | Details: | 33 years old (Gemini), Male, Straight | | | Location: | 'Up north'. Newcastle., Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/aype |
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In my own words
Evening.
Right, lets be honest, from what you've seen/read so far i'm really not your sort of person, and my shit banter from here on won't get any better, these 'bit about me' boxes at the side of this section pretty much explains me. I'm pretty sarcastic and obviously do care what people think about me otherwise i wouldn't be trying to sell myself to strangers as 'a nice honest guy' - Just to straighten things out, like every other lad aged 18 to 24 you've ever met before, i'm a twat.
I've got a really shit habit of going from 6 to 28 stone in the space of about 9 days and then a week later looking like a 7 stone anorexic herion addict that models for Topman.
Please realise that being from Newcastle does not make me a member of 'Geordie Shore', i don't use over exaggerated arm movements when i talk, nor do i say 'Whey aye' at the end of every sentence.
Send me lots of lovely messages now.
Cheers m'dears. |
My Pet Hate...
People that believe its their right to tell everyone else their problems. 'I'm alone in this world, nobody wants to be with me, i can't understand why!' I can, you talk too much, you've got severe achne and i could land an aeroplane on your nose. Or 'I've had a really hard life, my cat died when i was 7, then my grandad died trying to cremate it'. Nobody cares, what do you want? Sympathy? Phone the good samaritans, or go one better, fuck off. |
| Comments | 10 of 46 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | heartheartheartbreak wrote... | | | | dingding mate! HEY, just 'cos I'm from London doesn't mean i talk like a douchebag who doesn't have enough money to buy a belt so they decide to hang their jeans around their ankles! I'm too old to be down with the kids now, once you hit 20 it's all downhill from there! I guess I'll have to settle with this country then! Well we won't drown them, we'll feed them to our great danes, dog food is a bitch nowadays! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | heartheartheartbreak wrote... | | | | BOOMSHAkALAKAAAA!! WE BUSSIN BRE JOKZ INIT BRUV. CUM MI YARD INIT! Yeah i just happened to realise how much of an effort it was.. and to think i used to talk like that when i was 13 :|! let's elope to cambodia and inbreed our children! | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | graace_indiecindie wrote... | | | | yoo, oh did you really? thats impressive im pretty jealous aha, my friends dad is a free mason so whenever you chat to him he tries to feed you lines and stuff its sick, tellll me what you know then love im willing to bet with you aha x | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | nathwoza wrote... | | | I always used to see girls as rather fickle..
but if you wave so much as a cream egg at me, a girl could get me to do anything.. I just know deep down inside of me there is a fat bastard waiting to burst out | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | nathwoza wrote... | | | you know what? I feel kind of cheap and disgusting saying this but..
I'd of been quite chuffed she'd left the peanut M&M's? am I just a wrong person? | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | nathwoza wrote... | | | aype.. I dont know you, I mean.. you could be one mega kiddy figure or utter pervert, hell.. you could even be staring at my profile now and slowly undressing me with your eyes..
but mate, I totally feel your pain with that nandos loyalty card.. free chicken? nandos?? thats a lot to let go :I | | | | | send message |
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Cooked, preferably. Music
Phff. I'm quite picky... Author
'DuZ iT LuK lYk I cN rEaD?!?' Cringe. Movie
Snatch, Rock N Rolla. Night Club / Bar
Perdu, Riverside, Florita's. Animals
Anyone wearing a Kappa Tracksuit. Person
Mario Balotelli. Place
The kebab shop, doing impressions at 04:30AM. |
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