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anton_drexler
Give me that bear little kid.. All bears are mine!
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Name: Steve
Details: 36 years old (Capricorn), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Northern Ireland / Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/anton_drexler
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Takin' hits from 'da bong (the apple variety)
 
 
A kickback to the time a bird shat in my hair
 
Woody, Darkwing, Walt, Dicky Van Dyke
 
In my own words

Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle the sp erm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
He's an alien for Christ sake! His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom.. That would kill him..
My Best Day...

Remember the time when we were chasing ducks and that one tripped over the speed bump? Yeah! And it was all *does a movement with shoulders* Yeah! It was like *does the shoulder movement*.. Yeah and those guys fixing their car were all Hey, why are they chasing ducks? Yeah and then it did it again over a different speed bump! *does shoulder movement while quacking for about ten minutes*..
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Favorite Things

Food
Microwave + Meat-related product = Awesome

Music
Better than yours.. The Postal Service. Death Cab

TV Show
Peep Show; Scrubs; Takeshis; Family Guy

Author
Alexander Solzhenitsyn | Fyodor Dostoevsky

Movie
Garden State / Lost in Translation

Night Club / Bar
The Katy's-Limelight combination..

Animals
Panda's kinda do it for me..

Person
Perry Cox / Ben Gibbard / George Best / RA Bailey

Website
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Place
The Manor. Zambia. Canada. Pirates Golf.

Possession/Thing
Chucks. Cardboard cut-out Emily Browning. GHD's

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