Name: | angelwingsxsamx | | | Details: | 38 years old (Scorpio), Female, Single, Straight | | Location: | not so sunny marske, Cleveland, United Kingdom | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/angelwingsxsamx |
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In my own words
DRUNKEN GIRLS:- We have no idea where our purse is/we believe that dancin with our arms up in the air while shakin our ass shoutin 'woohoo' is the sexiest dance move eva/we suddenly decide that we want to kick sum1s head in and actually believe that we can/ on our last trip to pee we realise that we look more like a homeless hooker than the sex goddess we were 4 hrs ago/we start cryin tellin every1 just how much we love them/we get excited n jump up n down at every song screamin 'i love this its my fav/we think we are in bed although our pillow feels strangly like the kitchen floor or the edge of the toilet/we fail to notice that the toilet seat is up/we take our shoes off believin it is their fault we cannot walk straight/we find the deeper more spiritual side of the 'geek' sittin next 2 us. |
Blog | | | | | SO VERY TRUE!!!!
| | Girls are like apples on a tree, the best apples are at the top of the tree but the lads dont want to climb to the top of the tree and reach for the best apples because they are impatient and dont want to make the effort. Instead they just pick the rotten apples from the ground and those are not as good as the apples at the top of the tree but there are easy to get, so the apples at the top of the tree think something is wrong with them but in reality they amazin and just have to wait |
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My Best Day...
was when my son jordan was born....he is so beautiful and is my life nd world! Anyway if u fancy a chat msg me, and remember fellas....women are like cars,you all want a ferrari but sum will settle for a pick up truck but ya know ya gonna end up wit a station waggon so stop bein so choosey!!!!LOL!!! see the problem is god gave men a brain nd a penis but only enough blood to run 1 ata time!!! |