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Name:	Alicia

Details:	37 years old (Capricorn), Female, In Relationship, Straight

Location:	Stockport-Hazel grove ish, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/alicia16uk

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In my own words

I am a sad pathetic human being. The main source of amusement in my life is based on staplers (the satisfying 'click' as the staple pierces the paper (or any other material penentratable) brings on feelings of pure, unadulterated bliss) The only authority I have is bein able to refuse to ply 14 year old scallies with the much popular blue 'WKD' that they seem to have taken quite a shine too. I can demand them to show I.D, this makes me feel like a big person and them like a small nubile ant who is about to be extermaninated by the force of a size 11 dr martin shoe. I like it. Id laugh if all their dirty little scally kids came out blue, as result of the 'parent's' (who are both 15) mass consumption of the vial fluid. It would serve them right.Oh and if u live in Manc, I sing in kojo (a jazz/blues/soul band)every sat nite at the comedy store on deansgate locks, come down and check us outttt or be a big fat square.

My Pet Hate...

People who eat jelly tots without following the universal rule of leaving the reds and purples till last (its just not right!) My mum having a go at me for opening a new: pint of milk/butter/biscuits wen there's "some already open!", The dismay of discovering that 'tenner' in ur pocket is infact an old bus ticket/reciept:-| Reletives who feel its STILL appropriate to 'steal' my nose,or do 'the magic thumb trick' -Im nineteen, get over it!