| Name: | Adam | |  | | Details: | 41 years old (Cancer), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Wherever I am, Hampshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ajl123 |
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In my own words
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People--
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. |
This Week's Plan...
Is to go out and have lots of fun, and i say F%k you to anybody that don't wanna have fun!! |
