| Name: | benn | |  | | Details: | 43 years old (Gemini), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Essex, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/24vp100 |
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In my own words
A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding.
Everything was going fine until the horse started galloping out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse did not stop or even slow down.
Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged it. |
My Best Day...
One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde the works. Ive pulled you over for speeding mame..could I see your drivers license? Whats a license??? replied the blonde. instantly giving away the fact that she was as a stump. Its usually in your wallet replied the officer. Af |
