Look at me, deleting all what was previously here. Not that you know what it said if you have only just perused my page for the very first time but now it is a secret I shall take to my grave. I am actually a really bloody annoying person in many ways. However what I lack in personality I make up for in antisocial behaviour.
You know when we broke into that warehouse last week? Well I think there's a problem. Someone saw us putting him in that barrel. I went back and the body is gone. And there is a CCTV video of us bumming tht has Bern put on YouTube (I gave it four stars). What shall we do ? X