 | | Name: | Lindee | | | | Details: | 34 years old (Libra), Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Thirsk, Middlesborough, Leeds, York, Hampshire, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/-madam-whiplash- |
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In my own words
Well firstly, you have to dig my sense of humour- it's relentless, that said- heres what I'm about....Ok, so I like to take care of myself and look good and trendy, smell nice etc, i'm partial to a splash of Chrisrian Dior and a tight pair of jeans to complement my charismatic poise. That's right.... I'm sexy. I am unbelievably sexy. So unbelievably I had to hypnotise my last boyfriend to get him into bed. Yea, the awkward beeatch was immune to chloroform. Jus kiddin. I'm quite an animal in the sack, *cough* well, 'tis true of a time, in wake of my conception God gave me a choice, an exceptionally big heart or miraculously big boobs.... Um, sh*t. That was meant to be a good story but i forgot which one i chose now. HARRR!!! no really, i have references. Ok Ok Ok
Ok so I'm the girl your mother warned you about. I'm mad, outgoing, bubbly, very wide sense of humour, love running up stairs, licking envolopes and eating grass with cows! |
My Mum Says...
Never wear pale lipstick - it will make your teeth look yellow! |
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Chicken Burgers, Chinese, Indian Music
Dance, R&B, Indie, I Like Anything TV Show
Bo Selecta - Avid Merrion Is A Legend Author
Whoever Text's Me Movie
Dumb and Dumber, Nepolion Dynamite, American Pie Night Club / Bar
Anywhere Where I Can Get Drunk And GrOoVe! Animals
My Doggy Jake Person
My Mummy x Website
Click here to view Place
My Bed Possession/Thing
Car, Phone, Bed and Sraighteners |
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