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Name: Lindee
Details: 34 years old (Libra), Female, Single, Straight
Location: Thirsk, Middlesborough, Leeds, York, Hampshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/-madam-whiplash-
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In my own words

Well firstly, you have to dig my sense of humour- it's relentless, that said- heres what I'm about....Ok, so I like to take care of myself and look good and trendy, smell nice etc, i'm partial to a splash of Chrisrian Dior and a tight pair of jeans to complement my charismatic poise. That's right.... I'm sexy. I am unbelievably sexy. So unbelievably I had to hypnotise my last boyfriend to get him into bed. Yea, the awkward beeatch was immune to chloroform. Jus kiddin. I'm quite an animal in the sack, *cough* well, 'tis true of a time, in wake of my conception God gave me a choice, an exceptionally big heart or miraculously big boobs.... Um, sh*t. That was meant to be a good story but i forgot which one i chose now. HARRR!!! no really, i have references. Ok Ok Ok

Ok so I'm the girl your mother warned you about. I'm mad, outgoing, bubbly, very wide sense of humour, love running up stairs, licking envolopes and eating grass with cows!
My Mum Says...

Never wear pale lipstick - it will make your teeth look yellow!
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mrpriceyboy wrote...  
can u fix my air guitar????
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kingpeachy69 wrote...  
hey u wna chat sumtym [email protected]
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darren670 wrote...  
hey hun, i saw your profile i think you sound lyk a clas person!! if u want to chat add me on msn [email protected] hope to hear from you soon daz xxx
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jguk wrote...  
helloooo :p xxxXx
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borntobefamous wrote...  
iam good thanks u ? iam from richmond u? hws ur day been ? xx
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fatboy1980 wrote...  
wow hey how u doin? xxx lovin the pics babes a put a smile on me face? if fancy chattin sum time my addy is [email protected] xxx
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gwa2508 wrote...  
hey hun hows u today?x
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youngdev wrote...  
stunning pics!
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xthe_starx wrote...  
msn out?
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[email protected] x
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Favorite Things

Food
Chicken Burgers, Chinese, Indian

Music
Dance, R&B, Indie, I Like Anything

TV Show
Bo Selecta - Avid Merrion Is A Legend

Author
Whoever Text's Me

Movie
Dumb and Dumber, Nepolion Dynamite, American Pie

Night Club / Bar
Anywhere Where I Can Get Drunk And GrOoVe!

Animals
My Doggy Jake

Person
My Mummy x

Website
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Place
My Bed

Possession/Thing
Car, Phone, Bed and Sraighteners

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