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Name: -emergency
Details: 34 years old (Aquarius), Female, Single, Lesbian
Location: Bristol, Avon, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/-emergency
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In my own words

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In A Perfect World...

The inept people that lack hearing and brain cells at call centres would cease to exist. Virgin Media, I am looking at you. As would toast, alarm clocks, bigotry, racism, homophobes and general closed mindedness. Fake people. Naughty kittens climbing up curtains.
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xella666 wrote...  
Hi, hows you? x
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danceonfire wrote...  
Hi, I'm your Perfect Partner! I do like toast though.
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farfingles wrote...  
hiiii there
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danceonfire wrote...  
INORIGHT. She's playing with Timber on the rug! <3
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danceonfire wrote...  
Isn't she the best? I took her back to my parents' house at the weekend and I think they miss the dog more than they miss me.
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oxfam_reject wrote...  
hey, I'm attempting not to go with a generic tacky comment like cute pic here....but I'm running low on ideas atm. so I think I'll just leave it at Hey,how are you? x
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bexthemoose wrote...  
Oh and this Yorkshire girl is already in the process of falling, both literally and in the way you dream of. *cringes* I am not classy tonight x
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bexthemoose wrote...  
Haha feel free to roll around in the hay with me. :O That was very rude, i apologise. The alcohol is replacing my charm with peverse comments. Infact as we currently speak the laptop is sliding closer and closer to my head. Not good. Aw hot dam, i wanna hear your farmer accent and see if it's as embarrasing as mine :p Have you got texts now?! :D xx
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danceonfire wrote...  
Resolutions? PAH. I'd never stick to them anyway. I always think 'Yeahhh this year I'll try not to do this, that and the other...' and it doesn't ever work out. How about you? I'm partying it up at home! Well, sort of. I've had a bottle of champagne and I've been playing Band Hero with the wife.
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bexthemoose wrote...  
lolage! Well this is yorkshire, i'm sure if i get desperate enough there's a farmer i can have a quick frolick with :p I was thinking much the same about the south west region over there, a strapping girl like yourself? I think i may have to take matters into my own hands you know. Please if the website is hurting your head leave it until the morning, it isn't a problem :)
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Food
A nice unhealthy Chinese. Noodles.

Music
Pop-rock. Ambient.. Synthpop.

Animals
My dog & Ragdoll kitten. Love.

Possession/Thing
R4 cart. Possibly my Squeezebox <3

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