Nobody who goes clubbin' shags the dooren 'cos they know they've been up every slappers arse who works in the whole of printworks lol. Besdies most of 'em are munters anyway thinkin' they're bad in their yellow jackets. Yeah i'm a gobby shit me always ''Runnin' me mouf'' as the Chavs say but i'm good at it so fuck it :)
Cheeky cunt goes to me mate ''Erm your mate needs a kebab'' ... Smelly twat needed a shower and a shave. I'm barred from Pure, hate it ... Some cunt spilt one of me drinks before she'd even give it me and goes ''I'll only charge you half price for that one'' So I went mad and got barred .. Think she were bonin' the doorman lol
Nah probably just go and see me Nan 'cos i'm skint lol I were in Manchester Friday, Gay Village though ... Ran into a wall as well I must give up mixin' Sambuca and Stella :P