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the home of witty banter. He is, in fact, a cuddly furry ball of happy happy joy joy.
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Name: Dave
Details: 35 years old (Libra), Male, Straight
Location: location location, Wales, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/violate_me
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Moi
 
Malcolm Giraffe and Steven Kitten at the park
 
 
 
In my own words

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.

Don't be distracted by the beautiful celebrities!
Lil Kim
OH GOD
Fred Durst
OH MAN
Lance Bass
OH GOD
Donald Trump
OH MAN
*spins around*
MAGNUMMM
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excuse me
do you mind not looking at me while i'm sitting on the blog?

LOLOLOL
My Eternal Dilemma...

is to find out this hypothesis....

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him ... is he still wrong??
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gazza17xox wrote...  
wow arnt u just one massive treat for the eye! ;) ur a very good looking guy :)
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tidygirl_ wrote...  
flights of the concorde!
hip hop hopotimus (i cant spell)
1 of my faves has got to be 'bret you got it going ooonnnn' haha
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shanannigan wrote...  
one of the most legendary profiles i've seen on faceparty!!
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nicola_2oo4 wrote...  
funniest video! x
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colour_me_pretty wrote...  
You're gay
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frown wrote...  
Haha
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chic_xo wrote...  
Haha silly billy x
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jester wrote...  
ohhh god you're sexy
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candy-cane wrote...  
:] <3
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candy-cane wrote...  
Hi <3 I love you forever <3
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