Im afraid to inform you that you do have a deformity. Apart from, squintyitis which is for a person with an exceptionably small nose causing the eyes to be too close together. You also have fluffy arm syndrome. What this means is you all just one gene away from being an ape. Hope this clears up all your problems and helps you in the future. Thanks for taking the time to write your problems to doctor hilary jones. Any other problems i can help you with?