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britexpat wrote...  
very snoggable and then some xx
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ec_dude wrote...  
I once tracked a unicorn to the ends of the earth, only to find out it was an ordinary horse with a corneto stuck on it nose! 7 years I spent chasing that mythical beast... so as the sun slowly melted the icecram I grabed the corneto and said 'that should make up for some of the time I spent tracking you!' It wasnt bothered it had a freezer full of Magnums! Wasnt even a real unicorn... It was a normal brown horse dressed as an Icecream man! He had a van and everything!!!
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ec_dude wrote...  
I once tracked a unicorn to the ends of the earth, only to find out it was an ordinary horse with a corneto stuck on it nose! 7 years I spent chasing that mythical beast... so as the sun slowly melted the icecram I grabed the corneto and said 'that should make up for some of the time I spent tracking you!' It wasnt bothered it had a freezer full of Magnums! Wasnt even a real unicorn... It was a normal brown horse dressed as an Icecream man! He had a van and everything!!!
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