You know if I ever saw you in a club/pub/where ever I'd literally be so amazed as to how absolutely amazingly stunning you are I'd probably just end up standing there like a right idi*t just drooling. And when I finally conjure up the courage to go and approach you, knowing my luck I'd probably end up slipping in my own pool of saliva...good thing I'm a good swimmer! Ha ok I admit not the best opening message ever...but at least that's something you wouldn't forget in a hurry ha...fancy a chat?
