Made you giggle? Ha... You wont be giggling when you are sleeping rough on the street tonight with that tramp down the park, I just hope your snoring doesnt keep him awake like it used to me! lol x
After a lot of consideration and thought I do feel our relationships is going nowhere and think it is time to call it a day, I realize this must come as a total and utter shock to you but I feel it is for the best and would appreciate if you move your things out by next weekend. Ps: You can keep the colander, cheese grater, your goldfish Mike (I always thought it was a stupid fish and name by the way) oh and take that awful Painting you did of the Lake District and your book A Beginners guide