heya babes, u ok??? wud love to chat coz u sound really lovely andf fun from ur profile :):):) gota say ur absoutely stunning ;);) and soooo pretty ;):) u doin much this weeknd?? xxxx
Woman in jewellers admiring a big diamond ring. As she leans down for a closer look a little fart slips out. Hoping no one noticed she asks how much is that one? Jeweller says madam, if you farted looking at it, you'll sh*tyourself when I tell you the price! Lol